i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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