So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
