gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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