drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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