im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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