Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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