I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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