if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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