we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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