do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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