found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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