The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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