Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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