Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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