I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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