I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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