Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
