batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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