I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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