jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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