highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You were trust falling into bushes
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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