Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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