So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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