needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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