Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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