Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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