Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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