I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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