Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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