these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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