Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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