So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What did we do last night that was yellow?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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