I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There's always time for handjobs
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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