And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
only you would photoshop your dick
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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