I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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