We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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