Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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