he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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