Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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