Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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