Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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