He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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