32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
