Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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