I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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