But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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