Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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