apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What a dumb baby whore.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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