I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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