Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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