I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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