Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
