i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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