i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
