Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I need you to use more vowels.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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