If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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