oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just want nice things and good sex
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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