I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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